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May I have your attention, please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To scratch a botty (to scratch a botty)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my sausage (come take my sausage)
We'll walk through my bed together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
His arms are long, feet moist, hands are soft
There's food on his hat already, accountant's muffins
He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready to scratch a botty,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
And I am, a dreamer
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news every day I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, a dreamer
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news every day I am
I don't know it's just the way I am
You better release an album
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to scratch a botty
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better release an album
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to scratch a botty
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
So let's go back
Follow the star as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through my bed
I once used to call home sweet home
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the tower now
And when I'm gone, just scratch a botty, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my long arms
Just know that I'm looking down on you bouncing
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just release an album
And when he's gone, just scratch a botty, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his moist feet
Just know that he's looking down on you shouting
And he didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just release an album in your hat.
Aka parody of every Eminem song ever